Im rich! and apparently have a treasure chest waiting for me

Yeah so this is my first time blogging and I have never been much of a fan but only until recently have i decided to do so. What got me into it you ask? Scam bating, that's what. I have never gotten so much joy out of tricking the scammers to do my bidding. And i feel good that im wasting their time to scam someone real for me!

So i guess i'll just start posting these things, along with any pictures i may get =-)

Oh, and some things will be clipped to save some reading time

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STRICTLY CONFIDENTAIL.

OFFICE OF THE SECRETARY
CONTRACT AWARDING COMMITTEE
ECOWAS HEADQUARTERS
LOME,REPUBLIC OF TOGO

ACCOUNT PROVISION FOR US$22MILLION.

Dear Friend,

Forgive my indignation if this message comes to you as a surprise and if it might offend you and i must first introduce myself to you.

I am Mr.IROH CHRISTOPH, The Secretary, Contract Awarding Committee of the ECONOMIC COMMUNITY OF WEST AFRICAN STATES ( ECOWAS)with Headquarters in Lome, Togo.I got your information in a business directory from the Togolaise Chembers of Commerce and Industry when I was searching for a reliable,honest and trustworthy person to entrust this business with.I was simply inspired and motivated to pick your contact from the many names and lists in the directory.

Based on the laws and ethics of employment,we as civil servants working under this organisation, are not allowed to operate a foreign account.This is the more reason why we needed your assistance to provide an account that can sustain this fund for safekeeping and our future investment with your comprehensive advise,assistance and partnership in your country.

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YOUR COMPANY`S NAME WITH COMPLETE ADDRESS,TEL AND FAX NUMBERS.(if available)THE NAME OF YOUR BANK,IT'S ADDRESS WITH TEL,FAX AND TELEX NUMBERS. THE ACCOUNT NUMBER THE COMPLETE MAILING ADRRESS OF THE BENEFICIARY WITH TELEPHONE AND FAX
NUMBERS.

As with the case of all organised (sensitive)and conspired DEALS,we solicit for your unreserved confidentiality and utmost secret in this business. We hope to retire peacefully and lead a honourable business life afterwards.There are no risks involved.

Waiting for your positive response.

Best Regards,
Mr Iroh Christoph.
00228-986-35-68.

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My reply
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Sir Iroh Christoph,

Thats really a great opportunity you have lain forth before my bestial yearnings. Since you have seen my profile, you must be well aware that i am the owner of the largest adult video game producing company in the North and South Americas. Annually we gross over 50 million dollars and are the creators of the hit games: "Anal Sex Warriors", "Sim Genital Hospital", "Donkey Punch" and "Anal Sex Warriors 2: Chocolate Shotguns Revenge". Combined, each of these titles has sold over 69 million copies and once we release our flagship title "Banger: Online" we will have a complete hold on the western hemispheres adult gaming community.

Also, as a business owner, I need to take certain precautions on new potential deals and openings to make sure of the legitimacy and sincerity of the said deal. Before we can start the process of this, i would like to know what you can offer me that can assure my troubled mind.

I look forward to doing business with you and may god be with your blessed soul.

Markel Smiffs III
LesBos Games Ltd.

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Him
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Dear Markel,

Thanks immensely for your prompt response to my proposal and also your concern and willingness to get acquainted with me in this deal and it is my desire and wish to do this deal with you now and in this nearest future, I so much appreciate your assistance.

And i have noted your mail and really like to have proper discussion and agreement with you on how this deal will be conducted to achieve success of our aim of acquiring this fund from Ecowas committee for the approval of this contract fill to you as the contractor that executed this contract before the director of the ecowas committee will instruct our paying bank to make the payment into your bank account.

Please you must bear in mind that this transaction is not the small type, it is like my life, therefore it needs to be handled very maturely and put in all utmost concern and efforts to affect the success achievement of this fund.

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You are to specify your idea as soon as you receive this details information by providing your personal information and company so I could register you in my department as the unpaid contractor before I could provide you with the official application form for your completion and submission directly to Ecowas processing unit for onward processing approval and releasing this fund into your nominated bank account for our sharing and investment in your company.

Try to call me immediately you receive this message for more details and advise and and also to confirm the receipt of this message . As well have a look of my offices picture.

Expecting your reply.

Mr. Iroh Christoph.
00228-986-35-68.

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Me
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Sir Iroh,

At this current time i am unable to call you via phone. We are in the process of upgrading our phonelines to support VOIP and because of that our phones are down for the day, i will have no problem contacting you tomorrow after the service is back up.

I do however have a favor to ask, i saw your picture but anyone can get a picture from the internet to show and I have been looking into expaning my company out that way but cant find a really good way to do so. In order to take care of 2 things at once, would you or a colleague or coworker write a personal message for me and my company? This would prove to me you are serious about this and that you are really directing this message to me also it would give us a potential chance to move our market that way with some of our newer polarised leading edge encoding technology. It would really please me if you could have the message say "We love LesBos" but you can put whatever you want as long as it has my companies name in it.

Please, i would really like to continue on our potential venture but we must first handle these beginning few issues.

I thank you in advance for your cooperation in breaking this small barrier between us and thank you for giving me such a great opportunity to do work with you.

Regards,

Markel Smiffs
LesBos Games Ltd.

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